Archive for the ‘Lulz’ Category

10. CEO’s are playing miniature golf.
9. You get pre-declined credit cards in the mail.
8. You tried to buy a toaster oven and they gave you a bank.
7. Hotwheels and Matchbox car companies are trading higher than GM*.
6. Obama met with small businesses GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM to discuss the Stimulus Package.
5. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
4. Residents of Beverly Hills are learning their children’s names.
3. The most highly-paid job is jury duty.
2. The Mafia is laying off judges.
1. If the bank returns your check marked, “insufficient funds,” you have to ask if they meant you or them.

*It would be funny if it were less true: Mattel: 16.35, GM: 2.78, Ford Motor Company: 6.34.